Guy with his head in his hands

Last night I stayed up late while drinking free keystone light. Someone reading this may not agree with the beer choice, but everything tastes better when it’s free. My wife and I have got into a habit of eating Mcdonalds when we finish drinking. (which we do only once every couple of months) This sometimes creates a bit of a predicament because, like most people, neither of us wants to end up in jail for drunk or buzzed driving. Over the past year, this has…